Short funny birthday wishes for best friend girl

Aging like fine wine… cheap wine! 🍷

Happy Birthday! You’re old, but still gold!

Another year, still no wrinkles! 🎉

Have a fantastic day, birthday queen!

Another year wiser, happy birthday!

Wishing you endless joy today!

Here’s to another year of adventures!

Love and laughter on your birthday!

To the best friend ever, HBD!

Have a blast, it’s your day!

To the birthday girl, you rock!

Happy Birthday! You still look 21… in the dark!

Congrats on surviving me for another year!

Happy Birthday! Eat cake, stay fabulous!

Happy Birthday! Let’s party like we’re 18 again!

Like a fine wine, you’re only getting better with age!

Welcome to middle age, when happy hour is naptime. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

Happy Birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.

Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

Another year, another new place that aches. Happy Birthday, old timer!

Happy Birthday! Let’s raise a toast to the wrinkles you’re about to deny.

Cheers to a year closer to velcro shoes and early bird specials. Live it up!

Happy Birthday! It’s all fun and games until your jeans refuse to button.

Happy Birthday! Here’s to dancing like nobody’s uploading.

Happy birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!

Here’s to another year of our silly shenanigans! Happy birthday to my crazy bestie.

Let’s get to the real reason to celebrate cake! Happy birthday, BFF.

I’m actually just here for the cake.

You’re another year older, but definitely not any wiser.

Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my fries with you.

Age is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!

Every day we celebrate you… but today, you get a card.

This birthday, just remember: there’s absolutely no shame in the Botox game.

Wishing you a fabulous birthday, girl!

My birthday gift to you today is that I won’t reveal your true age, bestie!

We know too many of each other’s secrets not to be best friends, birthday girl!

Age hasn’t been kind to you, my friend, but I always will be. Happy bday, bestie!

You don’t look another year older, bestie… You look more like you’ve aged by several!

Happy birthday to my crazy best friend! I couldn’t wish for a better BFF than you!

Let’s make unforgettable memories today!

You deserve all the happiness, happy birthday!

Birthdays are better with best friends!

Don’t think of it as aging, think of it as becoming a classic!

Happy Birthday to the most fabulous woman I know. Oh wait, it’s not my birthday! – Short funny birthday wishes for best friend girl

Best wishes on your special day!

Growing older, but never apart!

You’re still my favorite crazy person!

Happy B-Day! Let’s make bad decisions!

Cheers to your eternal youth… kinda!

You’re older, but I love you anyway!

Still young at heart, old everywhere else!