Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Another year, another reason to celebrate. Happy birthday, my beautiful friend!

If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you!

I hope your birthday is as fabulous as you are, but let’s face it, that’s a pretty tall order.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!

Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laughter lines!

Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as the times you act your age.

Another year of surviving life, congrats!

Congratulations, my friend! You’re officially old!

Happy birthday! I think it’s great you used to be so young.

Sending you all my love on your special day. Happy birthday, my dear friend!

You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic. Happy birthday, my vintage friend!

You’re not aging; you’re leveling up!

Happy birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!

Age is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!

You’re not old; you’re a classic with a few extra miles on the odometer. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to the only person who is older than me.

Best wishes to my friend who is older but definitely no wiser!

Cheers to the girl who never ages…or at least, she’s smart enough not to mention it!

Age is just a reminder that gravity is a thing. Keep defying it, birthday girl!

Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous best friend!

Cheers to a year closer to velcro shoes and early bird specials. Live it up!

May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you find when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

Happy birthday to the funniest, most fabulous friend a girl could wish for!

Happy Birthday! It’s all fun and games until your jeans refuse to button.

Happy birthday to the girl who’s proof that age is irrelevant when you’re young at heart…and slightly immature!

My birthday gift to you today is that I won’t reveal your true age, bestie!

Wishing you a day when you’re not as ancient as your habits, but as fresh as your gossip.

Happy birthday to the queen of comedy! Out of all my girl friends, you always make me laugh!

It’s your birthday! Pop the champagne girl, you deserve it.

On your birthday, may your spirit be as free as the number of times you’ve skipped the gym.

May your birthday be filled with the kind of joy you get from finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag.

May your special day be just as amazing, funny, and as crazy as you are, girl!

You’re not just my best friend; you’re my partner in crime, my confidante, and my favorite troublemaker.

Happy birthday to my beautiful, funny, fabulous friend who reminds me a lot of myself in many ways!

Congrats, my bestie, you survived all my tricks for this year. Your prize? Another year of friendship. You’re welcome!

Birthdays are like cats – you wake up, and they’re all over you, demanding attention. Enjoy the purrs!

Many happy returns! I’m wishing you all the best on your birthday today, pal!

Happy Birthday to my brother from another mother! Having a best friend like you is truly a blessing.

May the universe fulfil all your wishes this year just as it aligned to bring you into this world on this day!

Cheers to the guy who still parties like he’s 21, even though his body screams otherwise the next morning!

To the only guy I know who’s been 29 for the past five years… Happy ’29th’ again!

Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not old, you’re just vintage. Like a fine wine…or cheese.

Happy birthday to you, my buddy! Don’t worry, I won’t reveal all our secrets on your big day!

Happy birthday, buddy! You are a better gamer of your life now!

It’s your birthday! You’re now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn.

Happy birthday to my go-to wingman! Here’s to another year of unforgettable moments and amazing experiences. Let’s celebrate!

Happy bday, buddy! May your birthday be as awesome and as unique as your friendship is to me!

It’s your day, birthday boy! May it be your best one yet!

Time to celebrate! The only person crazy enough to endure me!

May your birthday be as epic as the nights we can’t remember. Cheers to many more!

On your special day this year, know that I’ve always got your back, bro. Happy birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to the guy who’s like a brother from another mother. And just as annoying.

Happy birthday to the guy who can always make me laugh until my stomach hurts. Here’s to endless jokes, good times, and a fantastic year ahead!

On your special day, I want you to know how grateful I am to have you as my best friend. You’re a true rockstar, and I hope this year rocks for you!

To my favorite partner in shenanigans: May your birthday be as wild and crazy as our adventures.

Best birthday wishes to my brother from another mother! May your day be simply superb!

I am celebrating the coolest person to be born- my best friend. Happy birthday, buddy.

Happy Birthday, big guy! Don’t forget to iron the wrinkles out of that birthday suit.

Time to celebrate the day when the world was blessed with your presence… and your questionable dance moves.

Happy Birthday! 🎉 You’re not old; you’re just well-aged! 😂🍰

Cheers to you! 🥳 Another year older, but still fabulous. 😆🎂

To my bestie: You’re not old, just retro! 🎉😆

Happy Birthday! 🎈 Still looking young and feeling old. 😆🍰

Happy Birthday! 🎂 More fabulous with every year. 😜

Another year, another excuse to party! 🥳🎉 Let’s do it big!

To the person who makes every moment brighter: happy birthday! Let’s make this year the best one yet!

Another year older, none the wiser.

Birthdays are just finger posts on the road of getting old.

Happy birthday! May your hair dye and mascara never run.

I’m so awesome, when I was born, I was given a certificate.

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional! Let’s stay forever young at heart!

When the candles cost more than the cake, it’s time to realize you’re getting old.

Happy birthday! Let’s party like we’re not going to feel it tomorrow!.

It’s your birthday, time to live in the moment! Which is now a nap.

Happy birthday to the funniest, most fabulous friend a girl could wish for!

Of course, I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before!

Happy birthday! I forgive you for being younger than me.

Happy birthday to someone who truly is unique! You sure are special, my friend!

Wishing you the same happiness today that you bring to everyone around you with your funny and unique personality.

Happy birthday, my friend! Let’s eat cake and blame it on our metabolism.

Wishing you a birthday filled with as much laughter and joy as there are funny cat videos on the internet!

Happy Birthday to the only person who is older than me.

Happy birthday to a special friend who is truly unique. Whether or not that’s for good reasons I’ll let you decide!

Cheers to another year of inside jokes and endless laughs! 🥳😂

Happy Birthday, bestie! Life would be boring without you. 🎂😄

Happy Birthday! You’re my favorite weirdo. 🎉❤️

To my best friend: You age like fine wine. 🍷😆

Happy Birthday! Let’s make this year even crazier than the last! 🎉😜

You’re not getting older, just more epic. 😎🎂

Happy Birthday! Thanks for being my partner in crime. 🥳❤️

Another year, another reason to celebrate your awesomeness! 🎉😂

Happy Birthday to my partner in crime, let’s make some more questionable decisions this year!

Here’s to another year of questionable decisions and unforgettable memories! Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter and love.

On your birthday, may you receive an abundance of joy, just like the number of memes we’ve shared over the years! Cheers to you, my funny friend!

Cheers to the one who understands my craziness and still chooses to be seen in public with me. Happy birthday, you brave soul!

Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!

If you’re waiting on your birthday gift, close your eyes and make a wish. Surprise, it’s me! Happy birthday!

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Happy birthday to my adventurous and speedy best friend!

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have, the harder it is to breathe. Happy birthday to my booger of a best friend!

Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do. Happy birthday to my hilarious, yet slightly fragile best friend!

They say you’re not getting older, you’re getting better. So let’s raise a glass to becoming a fine (and slightly crazy) wine! Happy birthday, my awesome best friend!

Age doesn’t matter when it comes to friendship, but I can’t help but crack up thinking about how old we’re both getting! Happy birthday, my forever funny best friend!