100+ Hilarious Birthday wishes for Husband

Roses are red, violets are blue, aging might suck, but you still look cute.

You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older? Happy birthday, Handsome!

On your birthday, I promise to not reveal your age… unless I’m offered cake.

You’ll always be the apple of my eye. Happy birthday, babe.

You rock my world. I love you baby. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my favorite partner in crime!

May your day be filled with joy and laughter.

Let’s make this a year to remember!

Cheers to a legend! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to the funniest guy I know!

You give me butterflies. Happy birthday!

I hope all your wishes come true today!

They say age is just a number. In your case, it’s a really big number! Happy birthday, old man!

Honey, you’re not getting older; you’re leveling up! Happy birthday to my forever player two.

Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy birthday, my love!

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Happy Birthday to the man who still thinks he’s 21. Your spirit is young; it’s just the joints that disagree.

Here’s to the man who proves that men, like fine wine, can improve with time. Or at least, you’re not getting any worse!

Here’s to a husband who still manages to be hilarious, even when he’s trying to be serious. Happy birthday!

Today, we celebrate you, my new husband, who still can’t find anything in the fridge. Happy birthday, love!

To my newly minted husband: May your birthday be less about the number of candles and more about the number of times we can laugh together today!

Happy birthday to my darling husband. Each year just highlights your unique ability to make socks disappear!

Another year and you’re still not the worst decision I’ve ever made. Cheers to that and Happy Birthday!

To my amazing husband, you’re the perfect combination of charm, wit, and a few loose screws. Happy birthday, you lovable goofball!

Please stop aging so gracefully. It’s getting kind of boring and predictable. Happy birthday!

Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today — you’ve taken all my breath away! Happy birthday.

To my husband on your birthday: Let’s keep making more ‘oops’ moments than ‘perfect’ ones. They’re way more fun!

Congratulations on another year of surviving my snoring. Love you, birthday boy!

Happy birthday, my handsome husband! Aging with you is like a fine wine, only stronger.

They say men get better with age. Well, my dear husband, I guess you’re still a work in progress! Happy birthday!

Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when they light the candles! Happy birthday, dear.

Happy birthday! I love you more than I love chocolate and wine!

Happy birthday, my dear husband. May you have as much fun today as you do watching a soccer match!

Wishing my ruggedly handsome husband a happy birthday… just remember, rugged doesn’t mean shaggy.

I’m so grateful to grow old with such a witty, charming, and handsome husband. Happy bday!

Happy birthday to my charming husband, whose age is now officially higher than the number I stop counting at.

Let’s make your birthday as memorable as the day you tried to fix the plumbing and flooded the bathroom.

Happy birthday, peanut butter. I am nuts about you.

Life with you is a never-ending comedy show, and I’m grateful to have a front-row seat. Happy birthday to my hilarious husband!

Happy birthday to my forever young partner in crime.

Happy birthday! It looks like you don’t need to be under adult supervision anymore!

Congratulations! You’ve survived another year of my love, quirks, and coffee demands. Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Happy birthday, husband! You’re like a fine wine, except you don’t get better with age.

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning…until you realize it’s your birthday. Happy bday, dear!

You should be pleased that you have the most awesome wife in the entire world. It should be your best gift ever. Happy birthday, dear Husband!

You are always the golden rule! Treat your wife like a queen on your birthday since it is one of the biggest golden rules because your wife is beautiful.

My dearest husband, the moment I made my mind to be your wife I meant business. I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Happy birthday!

You’re so lucky to have the best wife ever on your birthday.

Happy birthday to the man who has the best-looking wife in the world!

Marrying you was the best decision of my life. I’d do it a million times over. Happy birthday to the wonderful man who made me his wife.

I got you a walker as a gift, but don’t worry, it’s only for emergencies. Love you!

Happy birthday, my handsome husband! Aging with you is like a fine wine, only stronger.

I’m so grateful to grow old with such a witty, charming, and handsome husband. Happy bday!

Happy Birthday, dear. Being your wife, I speak louder, right? Because at this point, your hearing must be fading.

Happy Birthday, my love! They say age is just a number, but in your case, I’ve stopped counting.

Cheers to the one who laughs at my jokes, even when they’re not funny. You’re the real MVP. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! I still can’t believe you chose me as your wife. Here’s to more years of shared jokes and love.