200+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband on Facebook

From the greatest present you will ever receive—ME—Happy Birthday! Love and kisses to you, my lovely spouse!

Greetings on your birthday. I’m so happy I discovered you because I needed a man with courage and patience to deal with the mess inside of me, but I never said I could do the same!

I’m wishing you a happy, healthy, loving, and joyous new year. Greetings on your birthday, my love.

If your lovely wife hadn’t made you some jokes about your age, it wouldn’t even be your birthday!

It’s your birthday, husband. And here you are as well. Just like you always are. Many happy returns on your birthday.

Cheers to your husband’s birthday! Will I admit that I have an elderly husband? Yes. I will state that I am wed to an elderly man. Have a great day!

Happy birthday to the man who can make me grin no matter what, even if he needs to use dad jokes!

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You are everything to me, and now is the ideal day to tell you how much I love you. I cherish you. Greetings on your birthday.

Happy Birthday to The Wonderful Man I Love. Until I met you, I had no idea what a soulmate meant.

You’re really fortunate to have me for a wife! Greetings on your birthday, hubby!

I’m gonna give you two promises because it’s your birthday. You can drive me mad, and I won’t drive you insane. Greetings on your birthday, honey.

To my true love, happy birthday!

I hope you get the finest of everything this year since you are a beautiful man who deserves it all. Several joyous returns for the day!

Although it’s your birthday today, the real winner is actually me, as I have a husband who is just like you! My dear, happy birthday!

Husband, you should always be honest in your marriage! The first day of old age is today! Cheers to your birthday!

Even if you’re getting older, you’re still younger than me, right? Old Man, happy birthday!

I love it, and I couldn’t have found a better method to convey your sense of ownership over me.

God has bestowed me with you, his most valuable creation. I am grateful for this blessing and swear to take great care of it. Greetings on your birthday, honey.

I constantly find myself drawn to you because of your genuine, unconditional love. Happy birthday, sweetie, and may you always be passionate and loving.

Greetings on your birthday, my husband. I hope you have a wonderful new year.

A flame thrower will be necessary to light all of your candles! My dear, happy birthday!

I’m so grateful that I married a plump man since you never let me miss my stuffed animal from childhood. I adore you so much, honey; have the greatest birthday.

There’s no better day to tell you that I think your battle was worthwhile than your birthday.

Happy birthday, honey! Thank you for accepting me as your life partner despite the fact that we share a different body but the same soul.

Many happy returns on your birthday. You are amazing and beautiful! I appreciate you bringing me joy. I cherish you.

Honey, I know you’re 30 going on 16, but it’s time to start acting your age! Happy Birthday!

Sweetheart, happy birthday! I hope all of your birthday wishes—aside from the ones that aren’t legal—come true!

My dear, I hope you have a lifetime of happiness on this beautiful day. Cheers to your birthday!

To you, many happy returns! This year, on your special birthday, you deserve a little extra luxury!

Love and happiness for your birthday, honey. You may be getting older, but you’re still younger than these apartments in New York, so don’t worry about it!

Happy birthday to my wonderful husband. Thanks for being so amazing.

I’m wishing you a day that is as lovely and cozy as the ones you bring into my life. Cheers to your birthday, my sweet hubby.

I’m not on a date, but happy birthday to the man who still opens doors for me.

The most exciting day I look forward to is your birthday. It allows me to express to the entire world how much you mean to me and how dear you are.

Birthdays are beneficial to you. According to statistics, you live longer if you have more.

I’m just becoming a classic; I’m not getting older.

Another year has passed. And I would fall head over heels in love with you right now. Cheers to your birthday!

Happy birthday to my hubby, who serves as both my cats’ and my biological father! We’ll assist you in having the greatest one.

To my spouse, happy birthday! I appreciate everything you do for me, including your presence and support. You are deserving of my sincere gratitude and affection.

It is truly a blessing to have a husband such as yourself. I hope you have an amazing birthday and that you have a great day!

I adore my hubby more than I can express; happy birthday.

To my life’s passion, happy birthday. Cheers to another year of enduring all of my terrible jokes!

It is your birthday; we are no longer two, but one. Being your wife makes me happy because you’ve made me a proud person. Have a wonderful celebration, please.

Happy birthday to my hubby, who is truly endowed with a pure heart but undoubtedly possesses more useless talents than useful ones. I adore you, sweetie!

To my spouse, whom I adore as “Mr. Happy.” You bring me such joy. You are the luckiest person I know, and I adore you beyond words.

My darling, you are the definition of perfection! I ask God to grant you every happiness imaginable. Cheers to your birthday!

You are so awful at getting older. Would you kindly try to appear older? Happy birthday to my charming husband!

Happy Birthday to the man who will always have my heart.

I appreciate how wonderful you are and how honest you are with me always. Cheers to your birthday, dearest.

Regardless of your age, booze will make everything better.

Describe yourself in a few words, dear husband: wonderful, outstanding, unique, unmatched, attractive, strong, and incredible. I could go on indefinitely. I hope you have a wonderful birthday. – amusing Facebook birthday greetings for the spouse

We are best friends, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Many congratulations on your birthday from your wife, and keep up the good work.

Greetings, Hubby. Cheers to your birthday! You never cease to astound me and deepen my love for you every day! You really are one of a kind!

Our love can only grow more powerful and passionate with distance. I’m sure you’re experiencing it too. Happy birthday, hubby, my love. I cherish you.

You are the one thing that drives me crazy. To my peanut butter, happy birthday!

One more year has passed, and wisdom has increased to my closest friend and the man who has the most amazing wife in the world. Happy birthday.

According to statistics, people with the most birthdays tend to live the longest. Many happy returns on your birthday.

Wishing a happy birthday to the most considerate and loving spouse on the planet. It is always easy to love you.

I hope that everything wonderful finds its way into your life and that we both enjoy it. My love, happy birthday. Always be happy!

Your adorable smile won my heart years ago, and it still amazes me that we were once strangers. Many thanks for my friend’s birthday.

Dear, you are the blessing I’m always thankful for. Wishing you a blessed birthday!

You may always feel my love in the air, no matter what happens in life or where it takes you. Greetings on your birthday, my dear.

Sweetheart, happy birthday! Prepare yourself for tomorrow’s hangover.

Greetings from the gritty 1930s! It’s official—you are now in your 30s—so go ahead and act like an adult. Cheers to your birthday!

To my other head, my other bite, my other half, I wish you a happy 30th birthday. I cherish you.

We are commemorating your 30th birthday this year. A caffeinated cap is the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday.”

There is no limit to our friendship because you are my special buddy and my one-of-a-kind combination! Cheers to your happy thirty-first birthday!

To the friend who understands the ins and outs of our coded handshake, happy birthday on your 30th. Continue to be strange and outrageous!

Cheers to another fantastic day filled with music, beer, and greatest friends. Greetings on your 30th birthday, my friend!

Age does not equate to responsibility; skill does. After thirty years, you have overcome the odds. To the world’s most attractive spouse, happy birthday on your 30th birthday. – amusing Facebook birthday greetings for the spouse

To the world’s youngest and most diligent spouse, happy birthday on your 30th birthday. To you, a happy birthday.

One of the best things I have ever had in life is a spouse as wonderful as you. Greetings on your birthday, my dear.

I’m incredibly grateful for the privilege of being your wife. May you have nothing but joyful recollections on your birthday.

Cheers to your 30th birthday! You would be an antique card if you were one!

To my crime partner, happy birthday on your 30th birthday. What a journey it has been! I am eager to read the upcoming chapter.

Thank you for being the darling man in my life all these years. Happy 30th birthday.

I hope that this caption ends up being used for every 30th birthday.