150+ Funny Birthday Wishes to your Wife

To the one and only woman I could ever hope to have as my copilot, happy birthday.

Cheers to your birthday, my dear wife! Just as you got me, I wish you continue to get the greatest in life!

For my beautiful wife on her birthday, may your day be just as beautiful as you.

You know, you would be my copilot if I were a pilot. My dear, happy birthday!

Thankfully, my wife, you are younger than you will be at this time next year. I hope you have an amazing day!

Happy birthday to my favorite person in the world!

It’s said that two people become one when they tie the knot. Thus… Today, I got a gift for myself! Cheers to your birthday!

Every year, my darling, you become younger in my eyes, not older. This is something you should never forget. Greetings on your birthday, my dear.

You’re getting older as time goes on, and it looks like I need to be married again! Greetings on your birthday, my dear wife!

I hope you have a happy fifth anniversary of turning 29, my love!

I hope you enjoy being the center of attention on this great day! But if we’re being really honest, you steal the show every single day!

I hope you have a happy birthday since you are the light in the darkness.

Give thanks to God for providing you with a life mate who is so wise and never forgets your birthday.

I don’t need to inquire how old you are today, my sweetie; happy birthday. I’ve known for a long time how old you are!

I’m excited to share this with you during your celebration. Cheers to your birthday!

Cheers to your birthday! I wanted to send you a humorous note about your age, but tonight, I don’t want to spend the night on the couch!

You are my wife, my lover, my heart, and my pet. Don’t misunderstand; you are neither my actual, unique pet nor my dog. Love, happy birthday.

My life was pain-free before you arrived, but since then, everything has become agonizing. Greetings on your birthday, my darling spouse!

Happy Birthday. I love you more than I love bacon… and that’s a heck of a lot.

Greetings on my amazing wife’s birthday, the day she becomes one more year older and her least favorite day of the year!

I hope your birthday is as amazing and wonderful as you are, wife.

I must get a gift for you, which makes me unhappy on this particular day. Greetings on your birthday, my lovely spouse.

My dear wife, you ought to begin counting your blessings—both your wrinkles and me. Greetings on your birthday.

My life is brightened by you. I hope you have an amazing birthday.

For your birthday, I was going to get you some jewelry, but I changed my mind and decided to get you something fun for both of us! Cheers to your birthday!

Making lovely love to you all night long is the best way to celebrate your birthday, my darling. – Funny birthday wishes to wife

My love, happy birthday. On your behalf, I would like to wish that you won’t bother me any more about my stinking feet going forward.

I am the happiest man alive to have a wife like you; may you have a happy and loving birthday.

I love you so much! Happy birthday to the person who knows me best.

I appreciate that you are constantly older than me! Cheers to your birthday!

Cheers to the birthday of the world’s most amazing wife! You truly are an amazing woman!

I’m sure the reason you look so wonderful for your age is that you have a husband that is similar to mine! Greetings on your birthday.

Greetings on your birthday, my lovely wife! Loot sale: I’m giving away 50% more love today. Seize it before the deal expires. -Funny birthday wishes to wife

It is quite fortunate that you have a guy like mine who always remembers wishing you a happy birthday on time, so let me simply wish you a happy birthday.

I’m sure the reason you look so wonderful for your age is that you have a husband that is similar to mine! Greetings on your birthday.

Thank God spouses can carefully select their partners even though we are powerless to choose our families!

Cheers to the birthday of the world’s most amazing wife! What a fortunate woman you are!

With me as your husband, I suppose your birthday wish has come true!

Have you heard of the spouse who deserted his wife because he didn’t enjoy her coffee? It was “divorce grounds”! Cheers to your birthday!

As a husband, you are the greatest boss he could ask for! Cheers to your birthday, my love! Do I still have any sick or vacation days left? I cherish you!

Don’t hold it against the store owner if the candles cost more than the cake. I’ll blame your age, my love. – Funny birthday wishes to wife

It’s your birthday, so forget about doing the washing, cooking, and cleaning today. Consider it the following day.

My beloved wife, happy birthday! Today, I considered making a cake, but I quickly decided that buying would be a much better choice.

You’re welcome! It’s been said that discovering your true love is one of life’s greatest gifts. Funny birthday wishes to wife!

Greetings on your birthday, my lovely, plump wife. Cake is for other people, not for you, so don’t overindulge.

Cheers to your birthday! I asked the jeweler to get my wife some diamond earrings. I heard him say, “Sorry, no trades!”

You’re improving rather than becoming older! Cheers to your 30th birthday!

I hope you have a happy fifth anniversary of turning 29, my love!

Cheers to your birthday, my dear wife! I thank God for my mother-in-law on this one day of the year.

You are a beautiful wife. It’s your birthday, indeed. I present this lightsaber to you. Kindness, Your Jedi.

Until you hang out with 20-year-olds, you’ll feel 20 even though you’re 30, but after that, you’ll realize that you’re clearly 30. – Funny birthday wishes to wife

Age is solely a matter of perspective. It doesn’t matter if you don’t mind.

May your 30th year be filled with love, laughter, and happiness.

I hope you have all the joy, love, and happiness you deserve on this beautiful day. Cheers to your 30th birthday!

Being thirty has its advantages, chief among them being the absence of uncertainty in life. You are certain that things will only get worse from here on out. Cheers to your thirty-first birthday.

Your midlife crisis is just around the corner. Click, click, click. Cheers to your thirty-first birthday.

Say goodbye to your childhood; it was enjoyable while it lasted. Cheers to your 30th birthday.

Life tells you that the best part of your journey has just begun when you reach your thirties. Cheers to your thirty-first birthday.

It’s unbelievable that it took you thirty years to mature. Still, it’s better late than never. Cheers to your thirty-first birthday.

Good luck growing older if you can’t pop all of your birthday balloons without being out of breath. Cheers to your thirty-first birthday.