300+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

Happy birthday to the person who always covered for me when I snuck out after curfew.

You’re finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you’ve been doing since you were 16! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, bro! If you weren’t my brother we’d still be friends. In fact, we’d probably be even better friends!

They say that good siblings are one of life’s most wonderful gifts, so… you’re welcome! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, brother! May God fulfill everything you desire and grant you all success.

Happy birthday brother. Thank you so much for your support, love, and care.

Happy birthday to a brother who is also my best friend.

Happy birthday big brother. Thank you for always looking out for me and being there for me.

Feeling grateful I get to call you my brother! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to my kid brother. Hopefully by now you’ve outgrown your aversion to vegetables.

Brother tries to over smart other brother, which is making dumb of each other. Happy birthday dear brother! Love you.

For your birthday this year, I hope that you will always stay as cute as you are now. Happy birthday!

To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday! They say that with age comes wisdom. At your age, you must have a TON of wisdom!

Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother? His name was Brock O. Lee! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to one lucky guy! You’re lucky that you get to be my brother!

Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy Birthday!

If you’re feeling old, don’t worry: you’ll always be an annoying little kid to me.

Happy birthday to my brother and my best friend. May God bless you with all His blessings and care.

Happy birthday brother, you have always been the one I look up to and admire. I wish you every happiness on this special day.

Live up today like it’s your last. Love you, buddy and happy birthday!

Really, we should be celebrating Mom today. She did all the work, you kinda just showed up.

Happy birthday to the best brother in the world! Have a fantastic day!

Happy birthday my little brother! I can only wish that you grow up as sweet as you are today.

Happy Birthday and thank you for all the years you ratted me out to Mom and Dad.

Happy birthday brother! I’d make a joke about your age, but I’m older than you!

Few people can make me laugh the way that you do, brother! I’m forever thankful for you. Happy birthday.

It’s remarkable how long we’ve put up with each other. Happy Birthday.

You may not have gotten the brains in the family, but you also didn’t get the looks. Anyway, happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Brother. Many many happy returns of your day.

On your birthday, I wanted to relive all the happy times we have spent together, but that would take until your next birthday!

You’re my first friend and my forever friend. Have a happy birthday!

You know what they say, birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Glad I have got one person with whom I can be weird. Happy birthday, my beloved brother.

Brother, you were my very first friend and you are still my best friend. Have a very happy birthday.

To my dear brother, I can’t wait to see how you grow this year. Have a great day!

Brother, don’t panic about your age, next year you will be older. Happy birthday.

No matter what happens in life, never give up on chasing your dreams! You’ve got this bro! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, silly. We will always love your weird antics however old you get!

Before you were born, I had always wanted a baby sister! Thanks a lot… Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, bro! Growing up with you might not have always been easy, but I wouldn’t have chosen anyone else!

You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

Because it’s your birthday, I’ll share my pizza with you. Don’t get used to it, though.

The only thing better than having you as my brother is my children having you as their uncle. Happy Birthday!

Dear Brother, being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment. Happy Birthday.

What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.

Brothers and sisters are supposed to fight, but we’ve been lucky to be best friends. Happy birthday, Bestie.

Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.

Happy birthday from your annoying little sister/brother.

I never knew the joy of becoming an elder sister until you came along. Happy birthday my, dear brother!

Maybe one day you will realize that not everyone has an awesome sister like you do. Happy birthday!

My dear brother, it was delightful watching you take your first steps last birthday! I can’t wait to watch you grow up!

What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.

And here are some beautiful quotes about brothers and sisters.

There can be no companion better than a brother and there can be no friend better than a sister.

Sending the best birthday wishes to my brother from the funniest sister! You’re lucky to have such a spectacular sibling who is as funny as I am!

There can be no companion better than a brother, and there can be no friend better than a sister.

What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.

Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends.

May your birthday be sprinkled with fun and laughter. Have a great day!

It’s not hard for me to remember what you were like as a kid, as you really haven’t changed all that much since then! Happy birthday from your sister, bro!

For your birthday this year, I hope that you will always stay as cute as you are now. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday little brother! Please don’t tell anyone how old you are this year because then you’ll give away my age too!

You may not be getting any younger, but at least you’re still younger than me. Happy Birthday little bro!

My little brother is now very big, though you may be tall, you will always be little. Have a blast on your Birthday!

You being born saved my childhood, thank you for being born on time. Happy birthday my brother!

Honestly, I feel bad for everyone who doesn’t get to have you as a brother. What a lame life!

Happy birthday to my kid brother. Hopefully by now you’ve outgrown your aversion to vegetables.

Happy birthday to my funny, accomplished, kind brother.

Friends may come and go, but siblings are forever. Happy birthday to my brother.

Brother tries to over smart other brother, which is making dumb of each other. Happy birthday dear brother! Love you.

Happy birthday to the best brother in the world! Have a fantastic day!

Happy birthday brother! I’d make a joke about your age, but I’m older than you!

I just want you to know that I’m looking out for you today and always will, little brother. Happy Birthday!

May this birthday be as wonderful as you are. I love you, little brother. Wishing you another great year full of awesome things.

No one gets me like you do. Happy birthday to my thoughtful brother.

Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.

Happy birthday to my favorite SOB! Sorry, meant to say SIB-ling!

Of all the brothers I could have been blessed with today, you take the cake.

Have the best day my brother and don’t forget to thank our parents—they managed to get you to this age!

Happy Birthday to my younger brother! The only person I know who’s aging faster than me.

I’m so grateful to have a younger brother like you, who always makes me look younger by comparison. Happy Birthday!

Congratulations on surviving another year of being my brother. You deserve a medal! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to my mother’s second great gift! Happy birthday to my beloved younger brother!

The day you were born, you brought joy into our lives. You become the family’s favorite. Happy Birthday young brother!

If the cost of your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older! Happy birthday, lil brother!

Brothers take care of brother snatching everything! Happy birthday big brother! We love you with discount!

The best part of my life is growing up with such a loving big brother like you. Happy Birthday!

Brother! No matter how old you get, you will always be the coolest big brother to me that everyone wants to have. Happy Birthday, bro!

Happy Birthday Big Brother! Thank you for not being one of those boring, strict, parent-like brothers and rather being my partner-in-crime!

You have always been an inspiration, dear big brother. I could not ask for a perfect big brother than you. Happy Birthday. Love you.

Happy Birthday to my biggest fan. Come and get an autograph on your special day!

Happy birthday big brother! You are the most special person. May this day bring all the wonderful things into your life.

You are my role model since I was a child. Everything you do and every word you say is an inspiration to me. Happy birthday big brother!

The moments I have spent with you are the best moments of my life. Happy Birthday big brother.

Happy birthday, big brother. I pray you lots of joy, peace and happiness, and extra strength for your bones and teeth too.

Happy birthday, darling big brother. May today be filled with a lot of joy and laughter. At least, while your teeth are still intact.

Happy birthday, big brother. It’s your special day, but the drinks and food are still on you. That’s why you’re the elder brother.

Dear big brother, please make sure you give yourself a treat and have fun today, while you still can. Happy birthday to you.

Happy Birthday brother-in-law! We are so lucky to have you be a part of this family.

Happy birthday to my brother-in-law! A great man who has the courage and strength to live with my sister!

Congratulate me for remembering your birthday without a Facebook reminder. Happy birthday!

I’d wish you a happy birthday, but I’m pretty sure the party is all you need.

Happy birthday big bro-in-law. They say age is just a number but in your case it’s a very big one.

I’d make a joke about your age, but I’m older than you! Happy birthday!

You’re a big part of this family and an even bigger part of my heart! Wishing you the best on your birthday, sweet brother-in-law!

Dear Brother in Law, I hope that life treats you as well as you deserve, always offering you love, success and happiness. Happy Birthday

As being our family member you have always helped us. Wishing happy birthday brother in law! You are a man of your words.

May the stars of your life never betray you! May they take you far towards your destination! Wishing happy birthday brother in law!

Happy birthday to the brother-in-law who has proven that being married to my sister isn’t just a life sentence.

Happy birthday, brother-in-law. I genuinely enjoy our intellectual discussions. Let’s catch up soon!

Thank you for being more like a brother than a brother-in-law. Have an amazing birthday. Cheers!

Happy birthday, brother-in-law. I hope your birthday is as incredible as you are.

Happy birthday, brother-in-law! Congratulation on surviving another year of family madness!

Family isn’t just a connection through blood and you’re proof of that, my brother from another mother!

Wishing you all the happiness and success in the world, brother from another mother. Happy birthday and always be cheerful and radiate it as well!

Happy Birthday to my brother-from-another-mother. Hope it’s a great one!

Happiest birthday to my brother from another mother, and I hope you will get the best in return and have a fruitful year ahead!

For me, you are more than my real brother, and nothing can change it. Happy Birthday my Brother from another mother!

Happy birthday to my big brother from another mother! You may be older than me but that doesn’t mean you’re wiser!

Family isn’t just a connection through blood and you’re proof of that, my brother from another mother!

For me, you are more than my real brother, and nothing can change it. Happy Birthday my Brother from another mother!

Happy birthday, buddy! Although you might only be my brother from another mother, you will always be a true bro to me at heart!