350+ Hilarious Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

You’re not getting older, you’re just a little closer to death.

Someone’s getting old! Happy birthday, bro.

Happy birthday to my favorite sibling!

You may be older, but I’m still taller! Happy birthday shortie.

Happy birthday to my former womb mate!

Happy birthday, man. So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing!

Happy birthday, bro! Turning 21… is nothing to wine about.

Today is the one day a year we all pretend you’re the favorite child. Enjoy it!

My gift to you this year is my presence. Happy birthday!

Today is actually a celebration for mom. She’s the one who did all the work.

You’re the peanut to my butter. Happy birthday, brother!

Don’t get too cake wasted. Happy birthday!

I brought you the best birthday ever: me! Happy birthday, brother.

Happy birthday to mom’s second-favorite kid!

Don’t get too cake-wasted. Happy birthday!

They say a brother is for life, I’d rather cancel my membership.

Happy birthday bro, from your far superior sister.

Happy big gay birthday to my big gay brother.

Happy birthday from the greatest thing our parents produced.

Happy birthday to one lucky guy! You’re lucky that you get to be my brother!

Happy birthday to my not-so-little brother!

You don’t get older, bro, you just get more awesome!

Age ain’t nothing but a number, bro!

To the person who always stood in for me when I slipped out after curfew, happy birthday.

At last, you’re 21! You can now lawfully engage in all of the activities you have been engaged in since you were sixteen! Cheers to your birthday!

Greetings on your birthday, my friend! We could remain friends even if you weren’t my brother. Indeed, our friendship would likely be even stronger!

You’re welcome! They believe that having excellent siblings is one of life’s most beautiful gifts. Cheers to your birthday!

Greetings on your birthday, sibling! May God grant you all prosperity and the fulfillment of all your desires.

Brother, happy birthday. I sincerely appreciate your help, affection, and concern.

To a brother who is also my closest friend, happy birthday.

Big Brother, happy birthday. I appreciate your unwavering support and concern for me at all times.

I’m thankful that I can call you my brother! Greetings on your birthday.

To my little brother, happy birthday. Hopefully, your dislike of veggies has developed over time.

One sibling tries to outsmart the other, making the other look foolish. Greetings on your birthday, my brother! I cherish you.

I hope you’ll always be as adorable as you are now on your birthday this year. Cheers to your birthday!

Thank you for being the best buddy when I needed it most and the biggest brat at the worst times, my brother. Many happy returns on your birthday.

Cheers to your birthday! It’s said that wisdom comes with age. You must have a ton of wisdom for your age!

Bruce Lee has a brother who was vegan; did you know that? Brock O. Lee was his moniker! Cheers to your birthday!

To one fortunate man, happy birthday! That you get to be my brother is a blessing!

The only present you actually need is to be related to me. I’m just saying. Cheers to your birthday!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling stale; I’ll still find you to be a bothersome little child.

To my best friend and brother, happy birthday. May God shower you with all of His kindness and goodness.

You have always been the person I adore and look up to. Happy birthday, brother. On this amazing day, I wish you nothing but the best.

Live up today like it’s your last. Love you, buddy and happy birthday!

Honestly, today ought to be a celebration of Mom. You merely turned up; she made all the effort.

To the world’s greatest brother—have a happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing day!

Greetings on your birthday, little brother! I only hope you stay as sweet as you are now as you become older.

I appreciate you telling Mom and Dad about me all those years ago, and I wish you a happy birthday.

Brother, happy birthday! I’m older than you, so I wouldn’t joke about your age!

You’re one of the few people who can truly make me chuckle, brother! I will always be grateful to you. Greetings on your birthday.

How much longer we’ve tolerated each other is amazing. Many happy returns on your birthday.

Not only did you not inherit the beauty in the family, but you also didn’t inherit the intelligence. In any case, happy birthday!

Brother, happy birthday. Wishing you a very joyful return of the day.

I wanted to wait until your next birthday to relive all of our joyful days together, but that would not be possible on your birthday!

You will always be my first and best buddy. Wishing you a great birthday!

Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake, you know.

I’m glad I have someone I can be strange around. Greetings on your birthday, dear brother.

You were and remain my best friend, brother. You were my first pal. Wishing you a great birthday.

I’m looking forward to watching you develop this year, my beloved brother. I hope you have an amazing day!

Don’t worry about your age, brother—you’ll be older next year. Greetings on your birthday.

Never give up on following your aspirations, no matter what occurs in life! You can do this, buddy! Cheers to your birthday!

Happy birthday, silly. We will always love your weird antics however old you get!

I’d always desired a baby sister before you were born! Many thanks. Cheers to your birthday!

Greetings on your birthday, my friend! Although it wasn’t always easy growing up with you, I wouldn’t have chosen to be with anyone else!

You’re getting older, just right. You’re not too old to learn from your errors but not too young to keep making them. Cheers to your birthday!

Since it’s your birthday, allow me to give you some of my pizza. But don’t get accustomed to it.

Having you as my brother is second only to having you as an uncle for my kids. Cheers to your birthday!

Being your sister, dear brother, meant having to put up with your filthy habits and fart bombs. There was never a dull moment, even though it wasn’t always simple. Many happy returns on your birthday.

What brothers say to make fun of their sisters is unrelated to how they truly feel about them.

Although it’s customary for brothers and sisters to argue, we’re fortunate to be best friends. Bestie, happy birthday.

Together as friends, brothers and sisters are prepared to confront anything life throws at them. We dance through life, hands tightly clasped, through tears and laughter, or through strife.

From your obnoxious young brother or sister, happy birthday.

Before you came around, I had never experienced the satisfaction of becoming an older sister. To my beloved brother, happy birthday!

Maybe you’ll come to the realization that not everyone has as great of a sister as you do. Cheers to your birthday!

It was fun to watch you walk for the first time on your birthday last year, my beloved brother! I’m excited to see you mature!

What brothers say to make fun of their sisters is unrelated to how they truly feel about them.

Here are some lovely sayings concerning brothers and sisters.

No friend is greater than a sister, and no companion is better than a brother.

From the funniest sister, I’m sending my brother my very best birthday greetings! You’re fortunate to have a hilarious sibling that shares my sense of humor!

No friend is greater than a sister, and no companion is better than a brother.

What brothers say to make fun of their sisters is unrelated to how they truly feel about them.

Together as friends, brothers and sisters are prepared to confront anything life throws at them.

I hope you have a wonderful birthday filled with laughter and pleasure. I hope you have an amazing day!

You haven’t changed all that much since you were a child, so it’s easy for me to recall who you were then! From your sister, happy birthday, bro!

I hope you’ll always be as adorable as you are now on your birthday this year. Cheers to your birthday!

Little Brother, happy birthday! I beg you not to reveal your age to anyone this year, as that will reveal my age as well!

Even though you’re not growing any younger, you’re still younger than me, which is something. Cheers to your birthday, little brother!

Despite your height, you will always be small in comparison to my little brother, who is now quite large. Enjoy every minute of your birthday!

Thank goodness you arrived on schedule since your birth preserved my childhood. My brother, happy birthday! – funny birthday wishes for brother

To be honest, I feel sorry for anyone who isn’t fortunate enough to have you as a brother. What a dull life!

To my little brother, happy birthday. Hopefully, your dislike of veggies has developed over time.

Cheers to your birthday, my sweet, hilarious, and accomplished brother.

Siblings are permanent, but friends come and go. To my brother, happy birthday.

One sibling tries to outsmart the other, making the other look foolish. Greetings on your birthday, my brother! I cherish you.

To the world’s greatest brother—have a happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing day!

Brother, happy birthday! I’m older than you, so I wouldn’t joke about your age!

Little brother, I simply want you to know that you have my undying protection. Cheers to your birthday!

I hope you have an equally amazing birthday as you do. Little Brother, you have my affection. I’m wishing you an amazing 2019 chock-full of achievements. – funny birthday wishes for brother

Like you, no one understands me. To my considerate brother, happy birthday.

To the most stylish brother, happy birthday! With you around, the day is happier and more enjoyable.

To my best SOB, happy birthday! I intended to say SIB-ling, sorry!

Of all the brothers I could have been blessed with today, you take the cake.

My brother, I hope you have the finest day ever. Remember to give thanks to our parents for raising you to this age!

Greetings on my younger brother’s birthday! The only person older than me that I know of. – funny birthday wishes for brother

You’re my younger brother, and I’m very thankful for that since it always makes me seem younger. Cheers to your birthday!

Well done on making it through another year of being my brother. You ought to receive a medal! Cheers to your birthday! – see on pinterest

Happy birthday to the second wonderful present from my mother! To my cherished younger brother, Happy birthday!

You made our lives happier on the day of your birth. You turn into the family’s darling. Young brother, happy birthday! – Funny birthday quotes for brother

You are clearly getting older if the price of your candles is higher than the price of your cake! Little Brother, happy birthday!

Siblings look out for each other, stealing everything! Big Brother, happy birthday! We adore you with a discount!

I have had the most loving big brother in the world growing up, and that is you. Cheers to your birthday!

My brother! You will always be the coolest big brother that everyone wants, regardless of how old you get. Greetings on your birthday, my friend! – funny birthday wishes for brother

Big Brother, happy birthday! I appreciate you being my partner-in-crime instead of one of those dull, rigid, parent-like brothers!

My dear big brother, you have always been an inspiration. You are the best big brother I could ever ask for. Many happy returns on your birthday. I cherish you.

To my biggest fan, happy birthday. Come get signed on this memorable day!

Big Brother, happy birthday! The most unique person is you. I hope you have all the amazing things in life on this day.

I have looked up to you since I was a young child. I find inspiration in everything you do and everything you say. Big Brother, happy birthday!

The most memorable times of my life have been shared with you. Big Brother, happy birthday.

Huge brother, happy birthday. I wish you much happiness, love, and peace, as well as extra strength for your teeth and bones.

Sweet big brother, happy birthday. I hope you have a really happy and funny day. At the same time, your teeth are still in one piece, anyway. – Hilarious birthday wishes for brother

Huge brother, happy birthday. You still get to keep the food and drinks even if it’s your special day. You are the older brother because of this.

Big brother, please make sure you enjoy yourself today and indulge yourself while you still have the energy to do so. To you, a happy birthday.

Brother-in-law, happy birthday! It is such a blessing that you are a member of our family.

Greetings on my brother-in-law’s birthday! A wonderful man with the bravery and fortitude to cohabitate with my sister!

I’m happy that I was able to recall your birthday without the help of Facebook. Cheers to your birthday!

I would wish you a happy birthday, but I think the celebration should be enough.

Sweet birthday, dear brother-in-law. Even if age is simply a number, it matters a lot to you.

I’m older than you, so I wouldn’t joke about your age! Cheers to your birthday!

You hold a significant place in our family and my heart as well! Greetings on your birthday, my dear brother-in-law!

Greetings, Brother-in-Law. I wish that you always have the love, prosperity, and happiness you deserve in life. Cheers to your birthday!

Being a member of our family, you have consistently supported us. Greetings on your birthday, brother-in-law! You are a spoken man of command.

May you never be betrayed by the stars in your life! I hope they carry you a long way to your goal! Greetings on your birthday, brother-in-law!

Greetings on your birthday to my brother-in-law, who has shown me that marriage to my sister isn’t a life sentence.

To my brother-in-law, happy birthday. I honestly like our thought-provoking conversations. Let’s get together soon! – funny birthday wishes for brother

I appreciate that you are not so much a brother-in-law as a brother. I hope you have the most wonderful birthday. Salutations! – Hilarious birthday wishes for brother

To my brother-in-law, happy birthday. I hope you have the most amazing birthday ever.

To my brother-in-law, happy birthday! Thank you for making it through yet another crazy year with your family!

You are evidence that family is more than simply a biological relationship; my brother is from a different mother!

From another mother to another, I hope you have every happiness and prosperity in the world, brother. Wishing you a happy birthday, and may you always exude happiness!

Happy Birthday to my brother-from-another-mother. Hope it’s a great one!

My brother from a different mother, happy birthday! I hope you have an amazing year and receive all the nicest things in return!

Nothing can make you any less of my genuine brother in my eyes. From a different mother, happy birthday to my brother!

To my older brother from a different mother, happy birthday! Even though you’re older than I am, you’re not necessarily smarter! – funny birthday wishes for brother

You are evidence that family is more than simply a biological relationship; my brother is from a different mother!

Nothing can make you any less of my genuine brother in my eyes. From a different mother, happy birthday to my brother!

Friend, Happy birthday! You may be my brother from a different mother, but in my heart, you’ll always be my real bro!