250+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband on Facebook

Happy Birthday to my favorite adventurer. Let’s plan the next trip!

Cheers! It’s your birthday! Let’s party like when we first met.

You’re my husband, my daily companion, and my best friend. Happy Birthday!

I am so thankful you were put on this earth and into my life. I love you!

May your day be filled with joy and laughter.

Happy birthday from one super spouse to another!

I hope you know today how loved you are.

You deserve the world, baby. Happy birthday.

Another year older and another year wiser. Happy birthday my favourite!

Happy Birthday, Sweetheart. Thanks for brightening my days.

With every year that passes, I only love you more.

You rock my world. I love you baby. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my favorite partner in crime!

You’re simply the best. Happy birthday, babe!

You mean more to me than you’ll ever know.

On your birthday, I promise to not reveal your age… unless I’m offered cake.

You make aging look easy, which is good because I’m right behind you.

Another year, another grey hair. Happy Birthday to my silver fox!

Happy Birthday, Handsome! Remember – the older you get, the better you were!

Happy birthday, love! If age is just a number, I’m subtracting a few for you.

Don’t count the wrinkles, count the blessings. I love you. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday. It’s funny to think that you used to be young.

Don’t worry, I brought you a fabulous gift: ME!

Don’t worry about your age, alcohol will make it all better.

Happy birthday! I’ll love you no matter how bald you get.

I would wish you a happy birthday, but year after year…it’s starting to get old!

Happy birthday! I love you more than I love chocolate and wine!

Happy birthday, peanut butter. I am nuts about you.

Happy birthday to my forever young partner in crime.

Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today — you’ve taken all my breath away! Happy birthday.

I love you for so many reasons, and today you’re giving me an excuse to eat cake, so it’s really over the top. Happy Birthday!

You have got a birthday wish from someone as special as me, what more can you ask for? Happy birthday!

Don’t forget to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you happy birthday today! Love you.

You’re another year older, but at least you’re not extinct yet. Cheers to another year, Jurassic husband!

They say laughter is the best medicine. Good thing I married a husband who is always making me laugh. Happy birthday!

You’re the Travis Kelce to my Taylor Swift—I love you. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday. I needed a man with guts and patience only to tackle the chaos in me, and I’m so glad I found you but I never said I could do the same!

To my amazing husband, you’re the perfect combination of charm, wit, and a few loose screws. Happy birthday, you lovable goofball!

Happy birthday to the man who makes my heart skip a beat, but sometimes forgets where he put his car keys. Love you anyways!

Roses are red, violets are blue, forget about your age, let’s have a drink or two! Happy birthday, my charming and funny husband!

Congratulations on reaching another milestone! Now you’re officially old enough to complain about the music being too loud.

Congratulations on another year of surviving me, darling! Heartiest birthday wishes.

From the greatest present you will ever receive—ME—Happy Birthday! Love and kisses to you, my lovely spouse!

Another year older and wiser – or so you claim. Let’s just go with older for now. Cheers!

Greetings on your birthday. I’m so happy I discovered you because I needed a man with courage and patience to deal with the mess inside of me, but I never said I could do the same!

I’m wishing you a happy, healthy, loving, and joyous new year. Greetings on your birthday, my love.

If your lovely wife hadn’t made you some jokes about your age, it wouldn’t even be your birthday!

It’s your birthday, husband. And here you are as well. Just like you always are. Many happy returns on your birthday.

Cheers to your husband’s birthday! Will I admit that I have an elderly husband? Yes. I will state that I am wed to an elderly man. Have a great day!

Happy birthday to the man who can make me grin no matter what, even if he needs to use dad jokes!

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You are everything to me, and now is the ideal day to tell you how much I love you. I cherish you. Greetings on your birthday.

Happy Birthday to The Wonderful Man I Love. Until I met you, I had no idea what a soulmate meant.

You’re really fortunate to have me for a wife! Greetings on your birthday, hubby!

I’m gonna give you two promises because it’s your birthday. You can drive me mad, and I won’t drive you insane. Greetings on your birthday, honey.

To my true love, happy birthday!

I hope you get the finest of everything this year since you are a beautiful man who deserves it all. Several joyous returns for the day!

Although it’s your birthday today, the real winner is actually me, as I have a husband who is just like you! My dear, happy birthday!

Husband, you should always be honest in your marriage! The first day of old age is today! Cheers to your birthday!

Even if you’re getting older, you’re still younger than me, right? Old Man, happy birthday!

I love it, and I couldn’t have found a better method to convey your sense of ownership over me.

God has bestowed me with you, his most valuable creation. I am grateful for this blessing and swear to take great care of it. Greetings on your birthday, honey.

I constantly find myself drawn to you because of your genuine, unconditional love. Happy birthday, sweetie, and may you always be passionate and loving.

Greetings on your birthday, my husband. I hope you have a wonderful new year.

A flame thrower will be necessary to light all of your candles! My dear, happy birthday!

I’m so grateful that I married a plump man since you never let me miss my stuffed animal from childhood. I adore you so much, honey; have the greatest birthday.

There’s no better day to tell you that I think your battle was worthwhile than your birthday.

Happy birthday, honey! Thank you for accepting me as your life partner despite the fact that we share a different body but the same soul.

Many happy returns on your birthday. You are amazing and beautiful! I appreciate you bringing me joy. I cherish you.

Honey, I know you’re 30 going on 16, but it’s time to start acting your age! Happy Birthday!

Sweetheart, happy birthday! I hope all of your birthday wishes—aside from the ones that aren’t legal—come true!

Happy birthday to my IG crush! May your year be filled with double taps and viral posts!

You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older? Happy birthday, Handsome!

Happy birthday, love! If age is just a number, I’m subtracting a few for you.

Age is just a number, but being married to you is priceless.

To the man who always makes me laugh, happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my favorite comedian and partner in crime!

You’re not just my husband, you’re my favorite stand-up comedian too!

Happy birthday to the man who has the best-looking wife in the world!

Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really, really high one.

Happy birthday to the man who always makes me look good on Instagram! Here’s to more beautiful posts!

It’s time to celebrate another year of being married to my favorite husband and social media superstar. Cheers to many more!

Happy Birthday to the guy who tries his hardest to keep up with trends but is still a classic in my eyes.

Happy Birthday, hubby! You’ve officially reached the age where every compliment includes a comparison to aged wine and vintage cars.

Today, we celebrate you! Because tomorrow, it’s back to complaining about taking out the trash.

Happy Birthday! Be warned: I plan to spoil you today. And maybe tomorrow, but that’s it.

You’re another year older, but at least you’re not extinct yet. Cheers to another year, Jurassic husband!

Happy birthday, love! In dog years, you’re ancient, but don’t worry, you’re still fetching to me.

Happy Birthday, love! Let’s celebrate like we’re 18 again, just don’t forget where we put the denture!

My dear, I hope you have a lifetime of happiness on this beautiful day. Cheers to your birthday!

To you, many happy returns! This year, on your special birthday, you deserve a little extra luxury!

Love and happiness for your birthday, honey. You may be getting older, but you’re still younger than these apartments in New York, so don’t worry about it!

Happy birthday to my wonderful husband. Thanks for being so amazing.

I’m wishing you a day that is as lovely and cozy as the ones you bring into my life. Cheers to your birthday, my sweet hubby.

I’m not on a date, but happy birthday to the man who still opens doors for me.

The most exciting day I look forward to is your birthday. It allows me to express to the entire world how much you mean to me and how dear you are.

Birthdays are beneficial to you. According to statistics, you live longer if you have more.

I’m just becoming a classic; I’m not getting older.

Another year has passed. And I would fall head over heels in love with you right now. Cheers to your birthday!

Happy birthday to my hubby, who serves as both my cats’ and my biological father! We’ll assist you in having the greatest one.

To my spouse, happy birthday! I appreciate everything you do for me, including your presence and support. You are deserving of my sincere gratitude and affection.

It is truly a blessing to have a husband such as yourself. I hope you have an amazing birthday and that you have a great day!

I adore my hubby more than I can express; happy birthday.

To my life’s passion, happy birthday. Cheers to another year of enduring all of my terrible jokes!

It is your birthday; we are no longer two, but one. Being your wife makes me happy because you’ve made me a proud person. Have a wonderful celebration, please.

Happy birthday to my hubby, who is truly endowed with a pure heart but undoubtedly possesses more useless talents than useful ones. I adore you, sweetie!

To my spouse, whom I adore as “Mr. Happy.” You bring me such joy. You are the luckiest person I know, and I adore you beyond words.

My darling, you are the definition of perfection! I ask God to grant you every happiness imaginable. Cheers to your birthday!

You are so awful at getting older. Would you kindly try to appear older? Happy birthday to my charming husband!

Happy Birthday to the man who will always have my heart.

I appreciate how wonderful you are and how honest you are with me always. Cheers to your birthday, dearest.

Regardless of your age, booze will make everything better.

Describe yourself in a few words, dear husband: wonderful, outstanding, unique, unmatched, attractive, strong, and incredible. I could go on indefinitely. I hope you have a wonderful birthday. – amusing Facebook birthday greetings for the spouse – funny birthday wishes for husband on facebook

We are best friends, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Many congratulations on your birthday from your wife, and keep up the good work.

Greetings, Hubby. Cheers to your birthday! You never cease to astound me and deepen my love for you every day! You really are one of a kind!

Our love can only grow more powerful and passionate with distance. I’m sure you’re experiencing it too. Happy birthday, hubby, my love. I cherish you.

You are the one thing that drives me crazy. To my peanut butter, happy birthday!

One more year has passed, and wisdom has increased to my closest friend and the man who has the most amazing wife in the world. Happy birthday. – funny birthday wishes for husband on facebook

According to statistics, people with the most birthdays tend to live the longest. Many happy returns on your birthday.

Wishing a happy birthday to the most considerate and loving spouse on the planet. It is always easy to love you.

I hope that everything wonderful finds its way into your life and that we both enjoy it. My love, happy birthday. Always be happy!

Your adorable smile won my heart years ago, and it still amazes me that we were once strangers. Many thanks for my friend’s birthday.

Dear, you are the blessing I’m always thankful for. Wishing you a blessed birthday!

You may always feel my love in the air, no matter what happens in life or where it takes you. Greetings on your birthday, my dear.

Sweetheart, happy birthday! Prepare yourself for tomorrow’s hangover.

Cheers to 30 years of putting up with me!

Happy 30th birthday to the love of my life and the hardest person to shop for!

Don’t worry, 30 is just the beginning of your mid-life crisis!

May your 30s be extra dirty. Happy birth anniversary!

Enjoy your 30th birthday as much as you can, because old age is about to hit you soon!

Celebrating 30 years of awesomeness. And by awesomeness, I mean me being married to you!

Greetings from the gritty 1930s! It’s official—you are now in your 30s—so go ahead and act like an adult. Cheers to your birthday!

To my other head, my other bite, my other half, I wish you a happy 30th birthday. I cherish you.

We are commemorating your 30th birthday this year. A caffeinated cap is the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday.”

There is no limit to our friendship because you are my special buddy and my one-of-a-kind combination! Cheers to your happy thirty-first birthday!

To the friend who understands the ins and outs of our coded handshake, happy birthday on your 30th. Continue to be strange and outrageous!

Cheers to another fantastic day filled with music, beer, and greatest friends. Greetings on your 30th birthday, my friend! – funny birthday wishes for husband on facebook

Age does not equate to responsibility; skill does. After thirty years, you have overcome the odds. To the world’s most attractive spouse, happy birthday on your 30th birthday. – funny birthday wishes for husband on facebook

To the world’s youngest and most diligent spouse, happy birthday on your 30th birthday. To you, a happy birthday.

One of the best things I have ever had in life is a spouse as wonderful as you. Greetings on your birthday, my dear.

I’m incredibly grateful for the privilege of being your wife. May you have nothing but joyful recollections on your birthday.

Cheers to your 30th birthday! You would be an antique card if you were one!

To my crime partner, happy birthday on your 30th birthday. What a journey it has been! I am eager to read the upcoming chapter.

Thank you for being the darling man in my life all these years. Happy 30th birthday.

I hope that this caption ends up being used for every 30th birthday.

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