Short Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male

Another year older, but still acting like a kid!

Congrats! You’ve leveled up… in age!

Birthday calories don’t count, right? Let’s eat!

Happy Birthday! You’re not old, just retro!”

Happy Birthday! You’re still younger than next year!

Happy Birthday! You’re the reason I have gray hair!

Happy birthday to my forever partner in crime.

Thanks for having my back. Happy birthday.

To the only guy I know who’s been 29 for the past five years… Happy ’29th’ again!

Happy Birthday! If aging is an art, you’re the Picasso of dodging adulthood.

May your birthday be filled with all the joy of a kid in a candy store, minus the sugar crash.

Have such a grate birthday. I hope that it’s not too cheesy.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct!

Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday!

Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not old, you’re just vintage. Like a fine wine…or cheese.

Happy birthday, buddy! You are a better gamer of your life now!

Happy birthday! Just remember, you’re not over the hill yet. You’re just stuck at the top!

Another year has gone by, and you’re still as immature as ever. Keep up the good work!

Happy birthday, pal! Remember, at our age, the only way to stay young is to lie about it.

I’m actually just here for the cake.

Happy birthday to the friend who’s aging like a fine cheese – only getting better with time.

Another year older, but let’s not mention the receding hairline.

Age is just a number, but yours is starting to get suspicious.

Wishing you a day as fantastic as yours… and as free of hangovers!

Another year, another reason to lie about our age. Cheers!

Happy birthday! Let’s party like we have no responsibilities… oh wait. – Short funny birthday wishes for best friend male

Another year, another bad joke! Keep ’em coming!

Here’s to another year of pretending we’re adults!

Happy Birthday! Keep calm and keep being awesome!

Another year older, but at least you still have your own teeth!

Happy birthday! May your hair always be perfectly styled… by a hat.

Another year, another excuse to eat cake with zero guilt!

Age is just a reminder that we survived another trip around the sun. Well done!